❛ i can feel this heart inside me and i conclude it exists. i can touch this world and i also conclude that it exists. all my knowledge ends at this point. the rest is hypothesis ❜
ten the office characters (voted on by my followers): 6/10| kelly kapoor:
“Your boyfriend is so weak, he needs steroids just to watch baseball. Jim couldn’t hit a Ping-Pong ball if it was the size of the moon. Were Jim’s parents first cousins that were also bad at Ping-Pong? “

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE