❛ i can feel this heart inside me and i conclude it exists. i can touch this world and i also conclude that it exists. all my knowledge ends at this point. the rest is hypothesis ❜

textsfromtitanfood:

consider the following aus

• “we wore matching halloween costumes to this party” au
• “we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled” au
• “tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out” au
• “we’re the only ones on campus who didn’t go home for christmas” au
• “we both got in separate bar fights downtown and now we’re waiting in the ER comparing stories” au
• “accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus” au
• “can u help me sneak my cat into my dorm” au
• “accidentally got assigned the same library study room so I guess we’ll have to share for the semester” au
• “It’s raining and u forgot your umbrella so come over and stand under mine while we wait for the bus” au
• “I rented the apartment above your flower shop and in the last two months you’ve gotten a new flower I’m allergic to so I keep buying bouquets until I can figure out which kind it is” au