❛ i can feel this heart inside me and i conclude it exists. i can touch this world and i also conclude that it exists. all my knowledge ends at this point. the rest is hypothesis ❜

om F UC IM GONNA MURDER MY MOTHER

ive been out of the house all day for work and i haven’t been checking my email because of school so when i finally left work tonight i noticed i had like fifty missed calls from my mother

and i was like ???????? why are you freaking out???????? and it turns out it was over my mAIL she was trying to get in contact w/ me about my mAIL

AND SHE PANICKED WHEN I DIDNT ANSWER

and she sent my aunt to my house and my aunt had to ask my roommates if i was alive

and my roommate hadn’t seen me all day because i was @ work so they were like ????????????

so when i got home and found out what happened i had to jump off the roof omF

i am 22 oh my god i can never look my roommate in the eye again